brightindie:

You gotta date someone u can have fun at a grocery store with

(Source: indiedreams, via mcdungeon)

californication1999:

sex? u mean like from the austin powers movies? u know thats not a reall thing right

(via saitamaswife)

mojavemadness:

Become the weird space wizard you want to see airbrushed on the side of a van

(via capsvlecorps)

psychoetheric:

psychoetheric:

straight dude: what if my d&d character was like really violently homophobic. not because i am but like it would be dark and edgy

me: (internally) oscar wilde was right

in reference to this quote (tho he was also just right in general)

(via inhalers)

heavenlyblade:

me: h

oblivion modding community:

(via mcdungeon)

whitewashedhanzo:

whitewashedhanzo:

‪pharah: “im a bit of a dog person‬”

‪ana “on all levels except physical i am a cat” amari about to fake her own death and abandon her only child:

“thats nice fareeha!”

(via shortsista)